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Mywee is a locality in northern Victoria, Australia. It is in the local government area of Shire of Moira. Mywee was also known as \"Sheepwash Creek\".
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\"Wrist\" is a song by American hip hop recording artist Logic. It serves as the second single from his sixth mixtape Bobby Tarantino, and was released through Visionary Music Group and Def Jam Recordings on June 24, 2016. The song features vocals from rapper Pusha T, and was produced by Logic and 6ix. The song is also featured in the video game Madden NFL 17.
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